Abdibladvol is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, merciful skunk.

Abdibladvol created everything that exists four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Abdibladvol, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Abdibladvol, she will turn you into a duck.

Abdibladvol's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Abdibladvol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

4. You must pray to Abdibladvol nine times a day.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.