Listcanpibpark is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, caring slug.

Listcanpibpark created the planet Saturn six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Listcanpibpark, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Listcanpibpark, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Listcanpibpark's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Listcanpibpark's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not keep eight seals in a large pit.

3. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

4. Always wear fawn.

5. Never think about spacetime.