Ingjabdidboss is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, unjust monkey.

Ingjabdidboss created the Black Eye Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Ingjabdidboss, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ingjabdidboss, it will not care.

Ingjabdidboss' most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Ingjabdidboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never mention goats.

2. Always help frogs.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never think about enzymes.

5. Never wear shoes.