Yartgidsog is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, thoughtless deer.

Yartgidsog created the Milkyway two years ago.

If you believe in Yartgidsog, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Yartgidsog, he will curse you with boils.

Yartgidsog's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Yartgidsog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Run away if five shrews approach from the north.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics near tortoises while wearing blue tights and balancing six nickel spheres on your chest.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.