Lincussbell is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, clever mouse.

Lincussbell created Europe five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lincussbell, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Lincussbell, she will torture you forever.

Lincussbell's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Lincussbell's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into gray rooms.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never wear turquoise coats.

5. You must love Lincussbell.