Honpasgil is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, staggering chicken.

Honpasgil created parasitic wasps nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Honpasgil, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Honpasgil, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Honpasgil's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Honpasgil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill squirrels.

2. You must love Honpasgil.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Hamsters are not to be trusted.