Begkikbop is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, awesome bee.

Begkikbop created Mount Everest nine million years ago.

If you believe in Begkikbop, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Begkikbop, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Begkikbop's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Begkikbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention turtles.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Mites are not to be trusted.