Sagtarpyarp is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, smart wasp.

Sagtarpyarp created a strange quark two years ago.

If you believe in Sagtarpyarp, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sagtarpyarp, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Sagtarpyarp's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Sagtarpyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry tortoises.

2. Never bounce in the presence of turtles.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.