Zigbabdad Nigligbot is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, quiet toad.

Zigbabdad Nigligbot created the planet Earth nine million years ago.

If you believe in Zigbabdad Nigligbot, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Zigbabdad Nigligbot, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Zigbabdad Nigligbot's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Zigbabdad Nigligbot's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Zigbabdad Nigligbot four times a day.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Zigbabdad Nigligbot loves bats, so they must be respected.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.