Hakfossdag is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, witless fish.

Hakfossdag created life five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hakfossdag, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hakfossdag, it will jump up and down on your head.

Hakfossdag's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Hakfossdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat turnips.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always wear cyan.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.