Nuttwegdub is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, witless shark.

Nuttwegdub created matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttwegdub, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nuttwegdub, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Nuttwegdub's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Nuttwegdub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat cucumbers.

2. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not step barefoot upon cyan earth.

5. Fast once a month.