Cuthapnibcarnab is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, vain otter.

Cuthapnibcarnab created the Milkyway six million years ago.

If you believe in Cuthapnibcarnab, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cuthapnibcarnab, she will ignore you.

Cuthapnibcarnab's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Cuthapnibcarnab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond six during ceremonies.

2. Never talk about squirrels.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching tin.

5. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Cuthapnibcarnab in the centre of the settlement.