Weemitnul is a god.
It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, blissful
dragon.
Weemitnul created the Cigar Galaxy nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Weemitnul, it will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Weemitnul, it will turn you into a rock.
Weemitnul's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.
Weemitnul's Holy Commandments1. Never feed wheat to whales while wearing ear rings.
2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.
3. Do not eat figs.
4. Do not dye your hair green.
5. Never go into gray rooms.