Wonquilldamtaf is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, flying chicken.

Wonquilldamtaf created gold six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonquilldamtaf, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wonquilldamtaf, he will refuse to believe in you.

Wonquilldamtaf's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Wonquilldamtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wonquilldamtaf.

2. Do not take Wonquilldamtaf's name in vain.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Always help sick nematodes.