Titcuddub is a god.
He takes the form of a blubbery, strong
dragon.
Titcuddub created the universe three million years ago.
If you believe in
Titcuddub, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Titcuddub, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Titcuddub's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.
Titcuddub's Holy Commandments1. Never feed wheat to gulls while wearing jumpers.
2. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Never mention moths.
5. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.