Titcuddub is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, strong dragon.

Titcuddub created the universe three million years ago.

If you believe in Titcuddub, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Titcuddub, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Titcuddub's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Titcuddub's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed wheat to gulls while wearing jumpers.

2. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never mention moths.

5. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.