Faswee is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, effective snake.

Faswee created an electron two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Faswee, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Faswee, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Faswee's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Faswee's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chant in public.

2. Never wear brown stockings.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never talk about quantum gravity near dolphins while wearing indigo kilts.

5. Never think about electromagnetism near voles while wearing violet tights and balancing six gold spheres on your head.