Hubratgadyarpyardincanlist is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, amazing turtle.

Hubratgadyarpyardincanlist created a strange quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hubratgadyarpyardincanlist, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hubratgadyarpyardincanlist, it will send you a sign.

Hubratgadyarpyardincanlist's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Hubratgadyarpyardincanlist's Holy Commandments

1. Learn five new languages a year.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always obey Hubratgadyarpyardincanlist's priests.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Hubratgadyarpyardincanlist on top of all buildings.