Bugbabkon is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, awe-inspiring mouse.

Bugbabkon created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bugbabkon, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bugbabkon, she will turn you into a puffin.

Bugbabkon's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Bugbabkon's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bugbabkon.

2. Never talk about quantum gravity near turtles while wearing yellow dresses.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always pray immersed in water.