Jiphinzodmin is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, two-faced skunk.

Jiphinzodmin created an atom three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jiphinzodmin, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Jiphinzodmin, it will think nothing of it.

Jiphinzodmin's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Jiphinzodmin's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Worship no other gods but Jiphinzodmin.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

4. Never talk about dark matter near cats while wearing yellow hats.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near snakes while wearing blue trousers and balancing six titanium spheres on your head.