Vonkdapdon is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely small, all-powerful
guinea pig.
Vonkdapdon created vertebrates five million years ago.
If you believe in
Vonkdapdon, she will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Vonkdapdon, she will turn you into a blue tit.
Vonkdapdon's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.
Vonkdapdon's Holy Commandments1. Never think about the weak nuclear force near porpoises while wearing red shoes and balancing nine silver spheres on your legs.
2. Never play with disobedient children.
3. Always help sick squirrels.
4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.
5. Never write about stars.