Vonkdapdon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, all-powerful guinea pig.

Vonkdapdon created vertebrates five million years ago.

If you believe in Vonkdapdon, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vonkdapdon, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Vonkdapdon's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Vonkdapdon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force near porpoises while wearing red shoes and balancing nine silver spheres on your legs.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always help sick squirrels.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

5. Never write about stars.