Venjenmid is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, dishonourable dingo.

Venjenmid created matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Venjenmid, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Venjenmid, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Venjenmid's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Venjenmid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick manatees.

2. Never mark doors with orange.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching zinc.

4. Venjenmid loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not drink water in green rooms.