Tettigednurl is a god.
She takes the form of an enormous, cheerful
slug.
Tettigednurl created bats two years ago.
If you believe in
Tettigednurl, she will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Tettigednurl, she will curse you with boils.
Tettigednurl's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.
Tettigednurl's Holy Commandments1. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.
2. Tettigednurl loves bats, so they must be honoured.
3. Never pour water over plants.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Erect five iron sculptures of Tettigednurl on top of important buildings.