Cudbassflamnakhivyarlhudfun Stafxuckhunspag Lin is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, all-knowing mole.

Cudbassflamnakhivyarlhudfun Stafxuckhunspag Lin created snails four years ago.

If you believe in Cudbassflamnakhivyarlhudfun Stafxuckhunspag Lin, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cudbassflamnakhivyarlhudfun Stafxuckhunspag Lin, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Cudbassflamnakhivyarlhudfun Stafxuckhunspag Lin's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Cudbassflamnakhivyarlhudfun Stafxuckhunspag Lin's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Hide from brown eagles for they are unholy.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.