Ingfasbonk Quimhadfot Somfitbudsug is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, passionate dolphin.

Ingfasbonk Quimhadfot Somfitbudsug created dark energy four million years ago.

If you believe in Ingfasbonk Quimhadfot Somfitbudsug, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ingfasbonk Quimhadfot Somfitbudsug, she will come to you in dreams.

Ingfasbonk Quimhadfot Somfitbudsug's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Ingfasbonk Quimhadfot Somfitbudsug's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nematodes.

2. Never wear fawn rings.

3. You must never eat bananas.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.