Can is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, tiresome gnu.

Can created a quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Can, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Can, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Can's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Can's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt sheep.

2. Never write about thermodynamics.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never look at dwarf planets.

5. Never travel toward the north during winter.