Parkrawrill Midquamvid Konhudwatdudgon is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, resourceful mongoose.

Parkrawrill Midquamvid Konhudwatdudgon created the universe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Parkrawrill Midquamvid Konhudwatdudgon, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Parkrawrill Midquamvid Konhudwatdudgon, it will be mildly annoyed.

Parkrawrill Midquamvid Konhudwatdudgon's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Parkrawrill Midquamvid Konhudwatdudgon's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Put Parkrawrill Midquamvid Konhudwatdudgon first in all things.

3. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never think ill of sick seals.