Rutbitlip is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, idiotic bear.

Rutbitlip created dark energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rutbitlip, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rutbitlip, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Rutbitlip's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Rutbitlip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never talk about porpoises.

5. Never jump near mice.