Cedsitsakomin is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, two-faced zebra.

Cedsitsakomin created a down quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedsitsakomin, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cedsitsakomin, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Cedsitsakomin's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Cedsitsakomin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Cedsitsakomin's name in vain.

2. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never eat bark.