Xuckbesskip is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, emotional dove.

Xuckbesskip created the universe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xuckbesskip, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Xuckbesskip, she will destroy your home planet.

Xuckbesskip's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Xuckbesskip's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven lead sculptures of Xuckbesskip on top of important buildings.

2. Never think ill of sick ducks.

3. Never wear cyan ear rings.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.