Logjopgem Rutbotdim is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, unfair monkey.

Logjopgem Rutbotdim created energy two years ago.

If you believe in Logjopgem Rutbotdim, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Logjopgem Rutbotdim, it will turn you into a puffin.

Logjopgem Rutbotdim's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Logjopgem Rutbotdim's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Logjopgem Rutbotdim.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Put Logjopgem Rutbotdim first in all things.