Barnsandlist is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, awe-inspiring wasp.

Barnsandlist created the Small Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Barnsandlist, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Barnsandlist, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Barnsandlist's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Barnsandlist's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

4. Never laugh in the presence of otters.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.