Metsagqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, generous finch.

Metsagqueeg created humankind two years ago.

If you believe in Metsagqueeg, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Metsagqueeg, it will turn you into a duck.

Metsagqueeg's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Metsagqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never eat gooseberries.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.