Cepzedbifkemdabstragwippas is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, sapient crow.

Cepzedbifkemdabstragwippas created oxygen two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cepzedbifkemdabstragwippas, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cepzedbifkemdabstragwippas, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Cepzedbifkemdabstragwippas' most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Cepzedbifkemdabstragwippas' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never gather eight tortoises near walls.

3. Never mark doors with magenta.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near birds while wearing fawn shorts and balancing five silicon spheres on your legs.

5. Always stare at clouds.