Fudarnnilldan is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, witty crane.

Fudarnnilldan created snails three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fudarnnilldan, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fudarnnilldan, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Fudarnnilldan's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Fudarnnilldan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

3. Erect five platinum sculptures of Fudarnnilldan on top of important buildings.

4. Great tits are not to be trusted.

5. Never talk about fire.