Madnuttrag is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, resourceful wombat.

Madnuttrag created time and space four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Madnuttrag, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Madnuttrag, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Madnuttrag's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Madnuttrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove hats before touching carbon.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Never paint your face magenta.