Cidtargtaf is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, deceitful butterfly.

Cidtargtaf created a down quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidtargtaf, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cidtargtaf, it will turn you into a snail.

Cidtargtaf's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Cidtargtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

3. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Cidtargtaf in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never paint your face green.

5. Erect a large tin sculpture of Cidtargtaf on top of all buildings.