Dobtanwap is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely thin, capable
butterfly.
Dobtanwap created viruses two million years ago.
If you believe in
Dobtanwap, it will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Dobtanwap, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.
Dobtanwap's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.
Dobtanwap's Holy Commandments1. Never eat green fruit.
2. Never go into yellow rooms.
3. Never feed aubergines to whales while wearing shorts.
4. Never leap in the presence of dolphins.
5. Always pray immersed in water.