Lansugnarl is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, prudent mouse.

Lansugnarl created humanity nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Lansugnarl, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Lansugnarl, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Lansugnarl's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Lansugnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about photosynthesis.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Learn eight new languages a year.

4. Always look after injured seals.

5. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.