Lansugnarl is a god.
It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, prudent
mouse.
Lansugnarl created humanity nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Lansugnarl, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Lansugnarl, it will turn you into a sparrow.
Lansugnarl's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.
Lansugnarl's Holy Commandments1. Never think about photosynthesis.
2. Do not sing in public.
3. Learn eight new languages a year.
4. Always look after injured seals.
5. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.