Cinflabzed is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, merciful troll.

Cinflabzed created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinflabzed, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cinflabzed, it will turn you into a rat.

Cinflabzed's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Cinflabzed's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dark matter.

2. Put Cinflabzed first in all things.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.