Limgarbog is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, slow jellyfish.

Limgarbog created the cosmos two billion years ago.

If you believe in Limgarbog, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Limgarbog, he will turn you into a slug.

Limgarbog's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Limgarbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

3. Never feed strawberries to whales while wearing trousers.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not record names concerning asteroids.