Dimhommin is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, selfish wasp.

Dimhommin created the cosmos six million years ago.

If you believe in Dimhommin, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dimhommin, it will have a low opinion of you.

Dimhommin's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Dimhommin's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured snakes.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

4. Never talk about nucleic acids.

5. Do not kill manatees.