Naklagpom is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, flying weasel.

Naklagpom created the planet Saturn six million years ago.

If you believe in Naklagpom, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Naklagpom, it will turn you into a puffin.

Naklagpom's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Naklagpom's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow gulls to witness sacred rites.

2. Remain standing during prayer.

3. Always obey Naklagpom's priests.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.