Queegsoglan is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, competent raven.

Queegsoglan created the planet Venus five billion years ago.

If you believe in Queegsoglan, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Queegsoglan, it will throw large rocks at you.

Queegsoglan's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Queegsoglan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Queegsoglan.

3. Erect four silver sculptures of Queegsoglan on top of important buildings.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Do not shave your legs.