Quatbutnutt is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, omnipotent duck.

Quatbutnutt created vertebrates three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quatbutnutt, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Quatbutnutt, he will not care.

Quatbutnutt's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Quatbutnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not speak of ultrasonics near sacred fires.

3. Always help sick tortoises.

4. Do not consume onions at dawn.

5. Never gather seven snails in one place.