Gudbedpig Nullegvad is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, wise rat.

Gudbedpig Nullegvad created Asia eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudbedpig Nullegvad, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gudbedpig Nullegvad, it will torture you forever.

Gudbedpig Nullegvad's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Gudbedpig Nullegvad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Learn four new languages a year.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Retreat if seven seals approach from the north.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Gudbedpig Nullegvad on top of all buildings.
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