Kingunfad is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, proud dingo.

Kingunfad created the planet Venus six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kingunfad, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kingunfad, it will turn you into a rat.

Kingunfad's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Kingunfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear iron on your body.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not keep six dogs in a large pit.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

5. Do not commit murder.