Hotdadnill is a god.
He takes the form of a very long, temperamental
shrew.
Hotdadnill created gold seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hotdadnill, he will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Hotdadnill, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.
Hotdadnill's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.
Hotdadnill's Holy Commandments1. Worship no other gods but Hotdadnill.
2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
3. Never write about ultrasonics.
4. Do not drink alcohol.
5. Never think about solid mechanics.