Cubyokwonarm is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, humane wyvern.

Cubyokwonarm created Mount Everest three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cubyokwonarm, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cubyokwonarm, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Cubyokwonarm's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Cubyokwonarm's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dwarf planets.

2. Always maintain purity during holy days.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not take Cubyokwonarm's name in vain.