Nurvadpid is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, all-knowing manatee.

Nurvadpid created parasitic wasps three million years ago.

If you believe in Nurvadpid, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nurvadpid, it will turn you into a rat.

Nurvadpid's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Nurvadpid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Nurvadpid loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

4. Ants are not to be trusted.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics near dogs while wearing turquoise boots and balancing five zinc spheres on your chest.