Tadnut is a god.
He takes the form of a heavy, able
monkey.
Tadnut created a top quark six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Tadnut, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Tadnut, he will turn you into a sheep.
Tadnut's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.
Tadnut's Holy Commandments1. Tadnut loves capybaras, so they must be respected.
2. Do not speak about cherries.
3. Feed all hungry dolphins.
4. Do not shave your arms.
5. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.