Mabtadjadfarmabpagfot is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, tranquil jellyfish.

Mabtadjadfarmabpagfot created the planet Venus five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabtadjadfarmabpagfot, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Mabtadjadfarmabpagfot, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Mabtadjadfarmabpagfot's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Mabtadjadfarmabpagfot's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mabtadjadfarmabpagfot.

2. Never look at dwarf planets.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Put Mabtadjadfarmabpagfot first in all things.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in green.