Nurl is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, humane hyena.

Nurl created a Higgs boson seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurl, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nurl, he will turn you into a tree.

Nurl's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Nurl's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nurl.

2. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Nurl in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never prepare beans during winter.

4. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

5. Never adorn your neck with brown markings.