Bodgepcad Nurortwon is a god.
She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, compassionate
naga.
Bodgepcad Nurortwon created the Virgo Supercluster four million years ago.
If you believe in
Bodgepcad Nurortwon, she will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Bodgepcad Nurortwon, she will not care at all.
Bodgepcad Nurortwon's most sacred site is Gulval in England.
Bodgepcad Nurortwon's Holy Commandments1. Never think about solid mechanics.
2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
3. Hide if six foxes approach from the south.
4. Never paint your head pink.
5. Never laugh near moths.