Bodgepcad Nurortwon is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, compassionate naga.

Bodgepcad Nurortwon created the Virgo Supercluster four million years ago.

If you believe in Bodgepcad Nurortwon, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bodgepcad Nurortwon, she will not care at all.

Bodgepcad Nurortwon's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Bodgepcad Nurortwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Hide if six foxes approach from the south.

4. Never paint your head pink.

5. Never laugh near moths.