Flagstragsaw Ditbugmot Ontget
is a god.
It takes the form of a massive, thoughtless
wasp
.
Flagstragsaw Ditbugmot Ontget
created the planet Jupiter four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Flagstragsaw Ditbugmot Ontget
, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Flagstragsaw Ditbugmot Ontget
, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Flagstragsaw Ditbugmot Ontget's
most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.
Flagstragsaw Ditbugmot Ontget's Holy Commandments
1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.
3. Always pray in complete darkness.
4. Never think about gravity near monkeys while wearing mauve scarves and balancing six lead spheres on your chest.
5. Do not drink alcohol.
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