Cunbonpakdam Flowladcan
is a god.
She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, blissful
dragonfly
.
Cunbonpakdam Flowladcan
created dark matter twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Cunbonpakdam Flowladcan
, she will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Cunbonpakdam Flowladcan
, she will make you grow a tail.
Cunbonpakdam Flowladcan's
most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.
Cunbonpakdam Flowladcan's Holy Commandments
1. Do not eat tomatoes.
2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.
3. Always help sharks in need.
4. Never write about quantum gravity.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.
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