Hotxuckbad is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, awesome dolphin.

Hotxuckbad created Asia five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hotxuckbad, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hotxuckbad, it will turn you into a sheep.

Hotxuckbad's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Hotxuckbad's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

2. Never hurt aardvarks.

3. Always obey Hotxuckbad's priests.

4. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

5. Never feed turnips to pigs while wearing red dresses.