Komfenpid is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, slow sheep.

Komfenpid created everything that exists eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Komfenpid, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Komfenpid, he will be very unhappy.

Komfenpid's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Komfenpid's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to cruelty.

2. Never wear shirts.

3. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never speak the names of moons aloud.

5. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.