Hancendud is a god.

He takes the form of a large, stupid hummingbird.

Hancendud created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hancendud, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hancendud, he will turn you into a worm.

Hancendud's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Hancendud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill frogs.

2. You must love Hancendud.

3. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hancendud.

5. Do not covet oxen.