Shavgambut Yarhugvin is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, kind naga.

Shavgambut Yarhugvin created a quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavgambut Yarhugvin, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Shavgambut Yarhugvin, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Shavgambut Yarhugvin's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Shavgambut Yarhugvin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never fashion tools from wood.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never write about dark matter.

5. Always treat otters with great respect.