Jatsabbus is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, charitable squid.

Jatsabbus created a photon five billion years ago.

If you believe in Jatsabbus, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Jatsabbus, she will turn you into a worm.

Jatsabbus' most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Jatsabbus' Holy Commandments

1. Whales are not to be trusted.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

4. Always help foxes in need.

5. Jatsabbus must be the most important thing in your life.