Bignakfet Wabhotpak Madnathabvil is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, sage hare.

Bignakfet Wabhotpak Madnathabvil created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bignakfet Wabhotpak Madnathabvil, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bignakfet Wabhotpak Madnathabvil, he will be very sad.

Bignakfet Wabhotpak Madnathabvil's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Bignakfet Wabhotpak Madnathabvil's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not travel during summer.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force near tortoises while wearing black shorts and balancing three aluminium spheres on your chest.

5. Never talk about galaxies.